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          (TUCSON) Rock band Ladies and Gentlemen are bust planning their extensive fall touring schedule, which is rumored to contain the following stops:
 
  • OCT. 12th: Show at Skrappy's (7:00)
  • OCT. 19th: Show at Skrappy's with the Morons and Seven Red Sundays (7:00, $3-4)
  • OCT. 23rd/24th (?): Green Party rally at ?? (more information to follow)
  • OCT. 28th: Skatequest at Skrappy's

    • NOV. 25th: Riot Grrl women's benefit @ Skrappy's

    Be sure to stay tuned to the Ladies and Gentlemen website for more details.
     
     

    (SIERRA VISTA) Ladies and Gentlemen spent two days here in early August recording an 11 song demo, "Where Are They Now?", which was intended to be available for purchase.  Well, two months later, the question on everybody's lips is: Where is it now?

    It seems that the band has had some trouble acquiring some essential elements of the packaging, which is quite unorthodox.  Rest assured, the CD will be available soon, although no release date has been set.
    Alex "the Kid" Porter, lead singer and guitarist, appears distraught over the complications in the CDs production.
     
     

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    (WASHINGTON) President Clinton stunned reporters and politicians alike on Captial Hill yesterday by declaring the widow's peak of Garth Bryson, bass player for Tucson band Ladies and Gentlemen, to be a National Monument, and should be protected as such.

    For the layman, the widows peak is the sharp point of hair on the forhead, as shown in the photo of Bryson on the left.

    The President went on to say that as a National Monument, the widow's peak will increase tourism by an estimated 25% annually.

    Garth Bryson was not available for comment.